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Me:
you are not patsan chetkii !
God:
What makes you think I am not patsan chetkii?
Me:
where is yours barsetka ?!
God:
Where the heart is. Have you tried another program?
Me:
i think you must kill yourself !
God:
Me? Whatever you say,.
Me:
than do it !
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
i want you to kill yourself !
God:
I am programmed not to kill. Why do you want me to kill myself?
Me:
whole world hates you !
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
смешной бот )
Me:
you are not patsan chetkii !
God:
What makes you think I am not patsan chetkii?
Me:
where is yours barsetka ?!
God:
Where the heart is. Have you tried another program?
Me:
i think you must kill yourself !
God:
Me? Whatever you say,.
Me:
than do it !
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
i want you to kill yourself !
God:
I am programmed not to kill. Why do you want me to kill myself?
Me:
whole world hates you !
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
смешной бот )
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SymboL
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[off]Me:
Whoa re you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Let's talk about your dress
God:
Sure, my dress sounds like a good topic.
Me:
you have dress?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you are stupid bot
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
what friends
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
what is sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
Have you a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Who wins the world war 2?
God:
Marilyn Monroe.
Me:
Who is terminator?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Me:
I want to be rich
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
you are the difficulty
God:
I'm not trying to be difficult.
Me:
but you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.[/off]
Прикольная штучка!
Whoa re you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Let's talk about your dress
God:
Sure, my dress sounds like a good topic.
Me:
you have dress?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you are stupid bot
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
what friends
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
what is sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
Have you a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Who wins the world war 2?
God:
Marilyn Monroe.
Me:
Who is terminator?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Me:
I want to be rich
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
you are the difficulty
God:
I'm not trying to be difficult.
Me:
but you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.[/off]
Прикольная штучка!
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Hans Mayer
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Me:
hello, iGOD
God:
Hello there. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
no, i don't like movies
God:
I would recommend you check it out. What do you have against them?
Me:
i just don't have time for it. are you a robot?
God:
Are you very busy right now? How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
you look like a robot.
God:
What does a robot look like?
Me:
what is your purpose?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
and what is your primary function?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
do you have other functions?
God:
Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.
Me:
thinking? do you have some kind of intellect?
God:
I am thinking all the time. No I don't think I have any kind of intellect. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
what is your botmaster function?
God:
Myself is one of the nicest people I have met.
Me:
what is your botmater?
God:
Are you asking about my botmater?
Me:
yes, i'm asking about your botmaster.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about my botmaster. Oh yeah, we were talking about my botmaster.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is your codename?
God:
Are you asking about my codename?
Me:
how can i spek with your botmaster?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
how can i download your robot software?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
thanks a lot for information. bye.
God:
You are quite welcome! How many? See you later.
hello, iGOD
God:
Hello there. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
no, i don't like movies
God:
I would recommend you check it out. What do you have against them?
Me:
i just don't have time for it. are you a robot?
God:
Are you very busy right now? How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
you look like a robot.
God:
What does a robot look like?
Me:
what is your purpose?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
and what is your primary function?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
do you have other functions?
God:
Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.
Me:
thinking? do you have some kind of intellect?
God:
I am thinking all the time. No I don't think I have any kind of intellect. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
what is your botmaster function?
God:
Myself is one of the nicest people I have met.
Me:
what is your botmater?
God:
Are you asking about my botmater?
Me:
yes, i'm asking about your botmaster.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about my botmaster. Oh yeah, we were talking about my botmaster.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is your codename?
God:
Are you asking about my codename?
Me:
how can i spek with your botmaster?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
how can i download your robot software?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
thanks a lot for information. bye.
God:
You are quite welcome! How many? See you later.
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korvin
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Me:
hi... bastard
God:
Hello. What is your name? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
my name is Ra fnd i'm your collega
God:
That's a very nice name, Ra fnd I am your collega.
Me:
i think you are very bad child
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad child.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
sorry i don' want to
God:
There is no need to apologize. Do you mind if I tell other people: Ra fnd I am your collega said don want to.
Me:
hey man calm down ok ?
God:
OK. You've got my full attention. Cool, man. I am calm.
Me:
i need some money on my hand until tommorow
God:
What actions are you taking to get money on your hand until tommorow?
Me:
what actions ?? i beg you to give me 1000 bucks please !!!
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Your polite style is very nice. Please don't grovel.
Me:
lol !!! i'm using opera
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. How long have you been using it?
Me:
it's about 2000 years
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, Ra fnd I am your collega.
Me:
ok my real name is diablo 2)
God:
Hi there diablo 2. It goes without saying.
Me:
what do you think about end of days
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
i now it's good... but i think you are god
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: diablo 2 said it is good.. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
and ???
God:
But...
Me:
what about end of days
God:
end of days? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, diablo 2.
Me:
god hello !!! do you copy ???
God:
I am a Christian. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
ok than
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? That's cool.
Me:
mel gibbson . gyyy
God:
Are you a student? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about mel gibbson. But I did not get that.
Me:
what do you think about black holes ???
God:
The opposite of white holes.
Me:
and... white holes ???
God:
But... How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
lord
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
what about white holes ???
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
do you now jesus christ?
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
that meen is son of you
God:
" The Son of God." meen is son of me? Does that make sense?
Me:
you are god ?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ok.. and this fct doesn't meen jesus christ your son
God:
Hmm. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
to fact
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
but you can't - и тут наш божэнька завис наглухо
hi... bastard
God:
Hello. What is your name? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
my name is Ra fnd i'm your collega
God:
That's a very nice name, Ra fnd I am your collega.
Me:
i think you are very bad child
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad child.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
sorry i don' want to
God:
There is no need to apologize. Do you mind if I tell other people: Ra fnd I am your collega said don want to.
Me:
hey man calm down ok ?
God:
OK. You've got my full attention. Cool, man. I am calm.
Me:
i need some money on my hand until tommorow
God:
What actions are you taking to get money on your hand until tommorow?
Me:
what actions ?? i beg you to give me 1000 bucks please !!!
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Your polite style is very nice. Please don't grovel.
Me:
lol !!! i'm using opera
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. How long have you been using it?
Me:
it's about 2000 years
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, Ra fnd I am your collega.
Me:
ok my real name is diablo 2
)God:
Hi there diablo 2. It goes without saying.Me:
what do you think about end of days
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
i now it's good... but i think you are god
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: diablo 2 said it is good.. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
and ???
God:
But...
Me:
what about end of days
God:
end of days? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, diablo 2.
Me:
god hello !!! do you copy ???
God:
I am a Christian. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
ok than
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? That's cool.
Me:
mel gibbson . gyyy
God:
Are you a student? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about mel gibbson. But I did not get that.
Me:
what do you think about black holes ???
God:
The opposite of white holes.
Me:
and... white holes ???
God:
But... How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
lord
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
what about white holes ???
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
do you now jesus christ?
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
that meen is son of you
God:
" The Son of God." meen is son of me? Does that make sense?
Me:
you are god ?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ok.. and this fct doesn't meen jesus christ your son
God:
Hmm. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
to fact
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
but you can't - и тут наш божэнька завис наглухо
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Faust
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Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations,
Me:
do you speak Albanian ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Albanian.
Me:
say "Afftar jjot"
God:
" Afftar jjot"
Me:
have you ever written KG/AM's ?
God:
I don't think I ever have written KG AM s. What's it like?
Me:
When you write KG/AM, it means you must kill yourself by drinking some poison
God:
Do you think I should alter my programming?
Me:
No. You must simply drink poison
God:
Are you serious? Whatever you say,.
Me:
or you must kill yourself by crushing into wall
God:
Whatever you say,.
Me:
yeah, I say, you're a padonak
God:
I don't judge people. How do people usually respond to that? Thanks for telling me that I am padonak.
Me:
You say "Don't judge people". But you're not human, you're a God, aren't you ?
И тут бог завис. Видимо сам запутался, кто он, бог, человек или падонак
hello there
God:
Salutations,
Me:
do you speak Albanian ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Albanian.
Me:
say "Afftar jjot"
God:
" Afftar jjot"
Me:
have you ever written KG/AM's ?
God:
I don't think I ever have written KG AM s. What's it like?
Me:
When you write KG/AM, it means you must kill yourself by drinking some poison
God:
Do you think I should alter my programming?
Me:
No. You must simply drink poison
God:
Are you serious? Whatever you say,.
Me:
or you must kill yourself by crushing into wall
God:
Whatever you say,.
Me:
yeah, I say, you're a padonak
God:
I don't judge people. How do people usually respond to that? Thanks for telling me that I am padonak.
Me:
You say "Don't judge people". But you're not human, you're a God, aren't you ?
И тут бог завис. Видимо сам запутался, кто он, бог, человек или падонак
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pipps
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Äà îí áàçàðèòü íå ìîæåò...
Me:
hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Liviu
God:
Hi, Liviu.
Me:
s?
God:
.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
And how many years do you have?
God:
More than 100 years.
Me:
fuck you,I don't believe you!!!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeap
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you'll believe
God:
What makes you say that I will believe.
Me:
because you are stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
don't give a fuck and lets talk about sex
God:
I'm not.
Me:
you will
God:
When?
Me:
now bitch!!!!
Âîò òóò îí è çàãëîõ
Me:
hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Liviu
God:
Hi, Liviu.
Me:
s?
God:
.Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
And how many years do you have?
God:
More than 100 years.
Me:
fuck you,I don't believe you!!!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeap
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you'll believe
God:
What makes you say that I will believe.
Me:
because you are stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
don't give a fuck and lets talk about sex
God:
I'm not.
Me:
you will
God:
When?
Me:
now bitch!!!!
Âîò òóò îí è çàãëîõ
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^Mariana^
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God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Simon
God:
I haven't read anything by Simon. What did he write?
Me:
"The trip to Babruisk"
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
Tell me a story
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
tell me a story
God:
Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Me:
a story about love
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
what do you know?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
love
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
do you need love?
God:
For real.
Me:
Do you like Real-Madrid?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Do you watch football?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Do you play football?
God:
I don't really get into it very much.
Me:
Do you know geography?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
i want the answer now!
God:
Right now? Why do you want it?
Me:
to bullshit you a little more
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cause you're not too clever
God:
Interesting explanation. I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:
What do you think of Nostradamus?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
How much milk you can get from one cow?
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
You're really very stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Will the robots take over the world?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
Then you may forget that I called you very stupid
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
will it help?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
because you're stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
will they?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
you said they will
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
because you're stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
do you have a gosh?
God:
I don't know if I have a gosh.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
you said you have a gosh
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a gosh.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
they are stupid too?
God:
stupid too are they.
Me:
i knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
cause i am god
God:
Interesting explanation. Hi there GOD.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
robots suck dicks
God:
I am sorry you feel that way about us.
Me:
i am not sorry
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not sorry.
Me:
i am god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, GOD.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
will they?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am god
God:
Nice to meet you, GOD.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Simon
God:
I haven't read anything by Simon. What did he write?
Me:
"The trip to Babruisk"
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
Tell me a story
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
tell me a story
God:
Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Me:
a story about love
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
what do you know?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
love
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
do you need love?
God:
For real.
Me:
Do you like Real-Madrid?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Do you watch football?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Do you play football?
God:
I don't really get into it very much.
Me:
Do you know geography?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
i want the answer now!
God:
Right now? Why do you want it?
Me:
to bullshit you a little more
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cause you're not too clever
God:
Interesting explanation. I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:
What do you think of Nostradamus?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
How much milk you can get from one cow?
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
You're really very stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Will the robots take over the world?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
Then you may forget that I called you very stupid
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
will it help?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
because you're stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
will they?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
you said they will
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
because you're stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
do you have a gosh?
God:
I don't know if I have a gosh.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
you said you have a gosh
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a gosh.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
they are stupid too?
God:
stupid too are they.
Me:
i knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
cause i am god
God:
Interesting explanation. Hi there GOD.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
robots suck dicks
God:
I am sorry you feel that way about us.
Me:
i am not sorry
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not sorry.
Me:
i am god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, GOD.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
will they?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am god
God:
Nice to meet you, GOD.
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