Brain Exercise =))

dexta · Сообщение **dexta** » Пн дек 08, 2003 02:53

>Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of
>the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we
>keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use
>it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain,
>so....... Below is a very private way to gauge your
> loss or non-loss of intelligence.
>
> So, take the following test presented here and
> determine if you are Losing it or are still "with
it."
>
> The spaces below the questions are so you don't see
> the answers until you have made your own.... OK,
> relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
>
>
>1. What do you put in a toaster?

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>The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give

>up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
>yourself.
>If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

>2. Say "silk" five times.
>Now spell "silk."
>What do cows drink?

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>Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please
>do not attempt the next question.
>
>Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
>overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself

>with reading something more appropriate such as
>"Children's World."
>
>If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
>house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
>made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
black bricks, what is
>a greenhouse made from?
>

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>Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass or clear
plastic.
>
>If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you
>still doing here reading these questions?
>
>If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

>4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet
>over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the
>time was politically divided into West Germany and
>East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
>engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last
>remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash
>landing procedure.
>
>Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and

>the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's
>land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where
>would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West
Germany or in "no man's
>land"?

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>Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
>said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you
>must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.
Your efforts would not
>be appreciated. If you said, "Don't
>bury the survivors" then proceed to the next
question.

>5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree
>every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand
>move in one hour?

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>Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
>anything other than "one degree," you are to be
>congratulated on getting this far, but you are
>obviously out of your league.
>
>Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else
>proceed to the final question.

>6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a
bus
>from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
>people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off

>the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people

>set off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get
>off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people
>get off and five people get on.. In Carmathen, six
>people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
>Milford Haven.
>
>What was the name of the bus driver?

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>Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember
>your own name? It was YOU, you dummy...(the very
>first line says that you're driving the bus!)

Romero · Сообщение **Romero** » Вт дек 09, 2003 21:10

dexta,
Прикольный тест, правда довольно простой, если хоть че-нить шарить в английском =))) Особенно для 3-го вопроса =)))

prosecutor

Мне понравился последний вопрос : я как ***** принимал на "борт" пассажиров и высаживал, а оказалось всё как в старой советской подколке!!!

dexta · Сообщение **dexta** » Ср дек 10, 2003 00:52

Мне понравился последний вопрос : я как ***** принимал на "борт" пассажиров и высаживал, а оказалось всё как в старой советской подколке!!!

ну в советской подколке по-моему остановки считали..

prosecutor

dexta писал(а):
Мне понравился последний вопрос : я как ***** принимал на "борт" пассажиров и высаживал, а оказалось всё как в старой советской подколке!!!
ну в советской подколке по-моему остановки считали..

Но всё-таки согласись, как похоже!

Romero · Сообщение **Romero** » Сб янв 17, 2004 14:32

Вот еще интересное =))) Правда довольно простое...

Хочешь проверить себя на сообразительность? Тогда сделай следующий тест!
Итак - глухонемой решил купить зубную щетку. Он идет в магазин и жестами
показывает продавцу, что чистит зубы. Продавец догадывается о чем речь и
глухонемой получает свою щетку.
Теперь - слепой решил купить себе солнечные очки. Как ему сообщить об
этом продавцу??
Хорошенько подумай, и только потом посмотри ответ...

[off]Слепому просто нужно открыть рот и сказать "Мне нужны очки!"

Если ваш ответ не совпадает с правильным, посыпьте голову пеплом
и забейтесь в дальний угол.[/off]

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dexta писал(а):Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass or clear
plastic.

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